timeladymars:

Headcanon: Carlos doesn’t know a word in Spanish. Maybe like a really badly pronounced “hola”. So, when Cecil (who might be omnilingual) tells him something in Spanish to impress him, he’s like, “Um, no, I don’t know any Spanish. Uh, I’m from Michigan.”

(via friends-with-the-doctor)

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via jongcrong)